Well I am having a crapola day! This is an email I sent to a friend a little bit ago. Needing a little bit of a boost if you will! LOL
Man what a day….woke up late like uh 7:30 and I normally leave at 7:45 Argh!! So had to take boys in to school…go tan then go home shower,etc and head to work….So I get out to the vehicle to go to work..and I have a FLAT TIRE! So I air it up thinking it is just low…noticed it had been lacking a bit anyhow.
Good right! NOT now I am on my way to work and I notice it is going low again. So pull in to gas station on outskirt of town. Make it 3blocks and guess what. Flippen flat again! By this time I was just beside myself! LOL.
So make it to the repair shop. They can fix it, YES! But I can’t get to work without a vehicle. So the owner says he’ll give me ride. I say thanks but it’s a beautiful day and I could use the fresh air to clear my thoughts. He smiles and says I understand.
So off I go walking to work…..2blocks away I see a “loose” dog! I think oh frick I am gonna get eaten alive! Thank goodness it didn’t see me and went on its way all the while my heart is a pounding,lol! Surprised it didn’t hear my heart it was so loud,hehehe!
OK so I continue on my walk to work when I just about got HIT by a passer by’er who was NO DOUBT watching my a@$! MEN! Oy Vey!! LOL….yes it was a younger man in a big truck. Sheesh!
Finally make it to work ALIVE! Which is a miracle in itself. So I get in to my door and sit at my desk, listen to my voice mail…OMG and there is like 10+ voice mail. Another strike against me….should go on a home visit due to one of the voicemails…but NO VEHICLE! Uhhhh!
Then I cannot get my computer to work,lol! So I finally get it after 30 minutes of screwing around with it..don’t know how I fixed it but it worked. Had some issues with the fax machine…..and finally cancelled my fax because it wouldn’t go through.
By this time I figure I need a break,lol! So I decided it was LUNCH time. Sure if I had money! OMG remember I don’t have my vehicle…it is in the shop. Well my money and cards,etc are in the vehicle. So I scrounge my desk drawers for some change….and came up with $2.23. So off to the cafeteria. And of course all the good stuff is more than what I have,lol. So I settle for a “processed” ham patty on a bun, can I just say Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Really it isn’t good! So I could only afford a ham patty on bun, and a cola. Well guess what? I spilled my freakin cola on my freakin WHITE pants! OMG can I scream yet?!?!?! And all this is before 11:30!
So of course I cannot go home to change without a vehicle…and work with a bunch of teeny boppers who are of course fashionistic and socially unforgiving of such a thing. So I may have to hide out in my office sitting behind my desk for the entire day,lol!
And HEY..what else can go wrong?! PLEASE tell me nothing? Cause at this point I am thinking it is now only 12 and I have 3 hrs to go and that is just as much time as it took for all of the above mentioned things to happen!
OK sorry this is such a LONG email! But having a bad day I guess and had to get it off my big ol’ chest!
I hope you are having a better day than I am!!!!!!!
Anyone else have days like this?! LOL
Man what a day….woke up late like uh 7:30 and I normally leave at 7:45 Argh!! So had to take boys in to school…go tan then go home shower,etc and head to work….So I get out to the vehicle to go to work..and I have a FLAT TIRE! So I air it up thinking it is just low…noticed it had been lacking a bit anyhow.
Good right! NOT now I am on my way to work and I notice it is going low again. So pull in to gas station on outskirt of town. Make it 3blocks and guess what. Flippen flat again! By this time I was just beside myself! LOL.
So make it to the repair shop. They can fix it, YES! But I can’t get to work without a vehicle. So the owner says he’ll give me ride. I say thanks but it’s a beautiful day and I could use the fresh air to clear my thoughts. He smiles and says I understand.
So off I go walking to work…..2blocks away I see a “loose” dog! I think oh frick I am gonna get eaten alive! Thank goodness it didn’t see me and went on its way all the while my heart is a pounding,lol! Surprised it didn’t hear my heart it was so loud,hehehe!
OK so I continue on my walk to work when I just about got HIT by a passer by’er who was NO DOUBT watching my a@$! MEN! Oy Vey!! LOL….yes it was a younger man in a big truck. Sheesh!
Finally make it to work ALIVE! Which is a miracle in itself. So I get in to my door and sit at my desk, listen to my voice mail…OMG and there is like 10+ voice mail. Another strike against me….should go on a home visit due to one of the voicemails…but NO VEHICLE! Uhhhh!
Then I cannot get my computer to work,lol! So I finally get it after 30 minutes of screwing around with it..don’t know how I fixed it but it worked. Had some issues with the fax machine…..and finally cancelled my fax because it wouldn’t go through.
By this time I figure I need a break,lol! So I decided it was LUNCH time. Sure if I had money! OMG remember I don’t have my vehicle…it is in the shop. Well my money and cards,etc are in the vehicle. So I scrounge my desk drawers for some change….and came up with $2.23. So off to the cafeteria. And of course all the good stuff is more than what I have,lol. So I settle for a “processed” ham patty on a bun, can I just say Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Really it isn’t good! So I could only afford a ham patty on bun, and a cola. Well guess what? I spilled my freakin cola on my freakin WHITE pants! OMG can I scream yet?!?!?! And all this is before 11:30!
So of course I cannot go home to change without a vehicle…and work with a bunch of teeny boppers who are of course fashionistic and socially unforgiving of such a thing. So I may have to hide out in my office sitting behind my desk for the entire day,lol!
And HEY..what else can go wrong?! PLEASE tell me nothing? Cause at this point I am thinking it is now only 12 and I have 3 hrs to go and that is just as much time as it took for all of the above mentioned things to happen!
OK sorry this is such a LONG email! But having a bad day I guess and had to get it off my big ol’ chest!
I hope you are having a better day than I am!!!!!!!
Anyone else have days like this?! LOL
3 comments:
LOLOLOLOL - hilarious! Love it.
Hope your day gets better
(((HUGS)))
Just think what a great layout this will make.......Just kidding and wanted to make you smile.
Today was a bad day
It just wasn't fair
If there is any justice
I have now had my share
And every day the sun
Should shine brigthly for me
And my fax should work
At every opportunity!
My car should run better
Than it ever did before
And no one that I deal with
Should ever be a bore.
My soda shouldn't spill
And never on my top
And my PC should function perfectly
And never ever stop.
But sommehow I think today
Might happen once again
And I will try not to fret
And face life with a grin!
Thena
I posted something for you on my Digi blog..........
Hope your day is going better.
Hugs,
Thena
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